Top 10 reasons to date a Paramedic

10) We are used to staying up all night


9) We are good with multiple partners


8) We are experts in mouth to mouth


7) We are the best in rapid clothing removal


6) We have our own multi-positional bed


5) We shock the socks off you


4) We always come when we are called


3) We are prepared for any rhythm


2) We are familiar with Latex and restraints


And the ..1 reason to date a Paramedic...
1) Anytime, anywhere, anyway you need us!